This is a photo of the man whose face was eaten by another man in Miami recently. Zombie jokes about this are not funny, by the way.
Otaku stuff and mortuary science reblogs, mostly ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Occasionally genitals
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May 29, 2012
May 29, 2012
persona 3: you walk up stairs at night
Nocturne: you gradually realize you hate everything.
Because someone else did Nocturne, I’ll do a game I played today.
Xenoblade Chronicles: You get destroyed by giant caterpillars
Monkey Island.
You pick up things and use them sometimes.
The Legend of Zelda.
You’re not Zelda.
Okami
You paint everything to death.
Mario Party
All of your friends are assholes
Borderlands. There’s numbers everywhere when you hit enemies.
Sonic the Hedgehog. Run Right.
Dungeons and Dragons
Sitting around a table and talking about the die you just rolled.
Super Mario RPG: Legend of the not being able to jump on things to kill them and taking turns slapping each other instead.
Pokemon
Running around the nation on foot, capturing and enslaving innocent animals and shoving them inside spherical objects for the express purpose of later forcing them to fight on your behalf.
Diablo II
You grind away for countless hours and have to micromanage everything, rushing through the story as fast as you can only to find that the villains outsmarted you in the end and Nightmare and Hell Difficulty is basically you failing your quest two more times, destroying the world and making it shittier because you’re an incompetent twat.
MICROMANAGEMENT IS MY LYFE THOBreath of Fire V Dragon Quarter
Ryu can transform into a dragon, beat any boss in 1~3 hits in dragon form, but if you overuse it, you’ll end up getting a game over to the end anyways once you reach 100% on your D-Counter.
Oh and sucks to be you if you press R2 while controlling Ryu outside of the battle on accident and you don’t realise what it does to your D-Counter.It’s a RPG, but it has no Inns, and no healing magic.
Also did i mention regular battles can wipe you out too if you’re not careful.
Mass Effect Trilogy
Having sex with aliens, getting drunk with alien booze, dancing poorly and making morally grey decisions under the guise of saving the universe.
Diablo 3
Breaking furniture/vases/urns/jars in various locations including Heaven.
(Source: effyeahpegasister)
May 27, 2012
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May 26, 2012
May 25, 2012
The Adventures of James Vega, Rad Dude and Space Marine
The idea for this came from SA poster RaspberryCommie, and a couple of the ideas were contributed by SAers too! This is more Mass Effect silliness but the idea was too cute not to do, plus I like crayons a lot.
Mass Effect 3 Spoilers, obviously
Edit: There’s also a Part 2 if you’re so inclined
May 25, 2012
Hanging Out With Garrus (All) - It’s hard to choose a favourite!
I know 4 of these are reposts but i kinda like the idea of having them all up in one tumblr post, besides you still get 4 new ones so shaddap.
That’s it for now! I don’t plan to do more, but you never know. If I do more it won’t be for a while though.
May 21, 2012
We know you’ve been waiting 10 years to pee, but you’re gonna have to hold it a little longer.
May 19, 2012
(Source: kidt82, via mysterybeastmanbrett)
May 19, 2012
Lights Out: Two turkeys show off their dubstep beatboxing skills (and, surprisingly, neither of them is Skrillex).
Wait for the drop.
Gobblegobblegobble, wubwubwub.
[hyst]
Oh man yes.
May 14, 2012
(Source: anothernostalgicsummer, via roneryanyan)
May 14, 2012
Fandom: Sonic the Hedgehog
“‘Here it comes!’ cried Espio, ramming his mauve avenger into Rouge’s vagina spot. Rouge screamed sex noises and Espio messed around with her boobs and face like she was the X-Men arcade game. Espio slapped his big awesome penis from side to side in her vagina like a hotdog windshield wiper and Rouge was ripping grass from the lawn.”
May 13, 2012
TUMBLR, I………………
FUCK
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
GIRLS DON’T WORK THAT WAY!!!! O_O
(Source: h-a-m-l-e-t, via mysterybeastmanbrett)
May 13, 2012
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Kamen Rider at Toei Eigamura. I want my secondary riders from W onwards.
THAT KIVA LINE UP AAAAAAAAHHHHH <3 <3 <3 <3
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Lights Out: Two turkeys show off their dubstep beatboxing skills (and, surprisingly, neither of them is Skrillex).
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Carnage
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i love fat cats so much